ALF: Haaa! I kill me.
I wasn't sure what to write about, I am not feeling very serious, not feeling particularly funny or creative. I am tired, the kind of tired that makes you grumpy and not a nice person to be around, that tired that feels like it starts in your soul....o my goodness I can be so over the top can't I.
It normally happens on a Monday, because it is the day that I...I am going to say exercise, because the word train sounds like it should be associated with athletes...and I have never considered myself to be an athlete, so it is the day that I exercise for 2 hours straight. In some circles I am referred to as the ninja stripper, a title I am extremely proud of but it is purely based on the fact that I exercise at a martial arts studio. Although I am incredibly stealth, not to mention dangerous I have to confess that I am not really a ninja...and now I also feel like I have to mention that I am not really a stripper.
So for your enjoyment I am going to post pictures of TV series we used to watch when we were kids, or at least which I watched when I was a kid, I can only speak for myself...but if you do recognise them feel free to go...Ah I remember! I apologize for this act of laziness, but there is no guarantee what would come out of me otherwise. To unleash this tired persons mumblings on the world would be confusing, because I have this sneaky suspicion that it will end somewhere along the lines of "O I have so many feelings" "Can we ever really know someone?" and I will go on and on about the long dark tea time of the soul...not the book the meaning, and I am not in the mood for that now...
The handsome fellow at the top of the page is off course, our favourite cat eating Malmacian, our beloved ALF. Here are a few quotes from the show I googled for you. I find it rather amusing.
You can't argue with this logic...
Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle.
ALF: It's broken.
Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.
ALF: Why? I didn't break it.
The following one almost sounds wise...
ALF: Putting humans in charge of the earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.
This one really cracked me up...seriously I find it hilarious.
ALF: I had a cousin. Pretty Boy Shumway. He lived on the south side of Melmac. The baddest part of the planet. If he didn't like your shoes...
[points at Willy, imitating machine gun sound]
ALF: "ak-ak-ak-ak-ak."
Willie: You mean he'd shoot a person just because he didn't like his shoes?
ALF: No. He'd just point at you and go, "Ak-ak-ak-ak-ak."
Not my favourite show, but I would just like to mention that someone once told me Woody- that is the nerdy looking kid in the glasses for those of you who have no idea what The Wonder Years were, was played by a young Marilyn Manson, and I believed them. I even repeated it to many others...it was in the time before google was a thing so we all just went Ooooh when confronted with a possible fact. Some thing like that could never again happen in modern times.
Did anyone else think Full house was incredibly annoying...I sure did.
Look at all the 30 year olds playing teenagers...how believable. Oh I had such a crush on Luke Perry...Let see if I can remember all the character names. Bottom Left: David, Donna, Dylan, Brenda. Top Row Left: Kelly, Steve...I cannot remember the nerdy old lady's name...and it is not important enough for me to google...it is really not...and Brandon. I don't know if I should feel proud of myself or sorry for myself for just doing that.
This was one of my favourites. Can't remember that much about it though. I just know I really liked it.
O hell's yeah...look David Hasselhoff is almost, kinda, sorta attractive. I just realised that Hasselfhoff's and McMormick's hair looks as if it was permed...the 80's was a very strange decade.
Ok that is me....Farewell to all. I really am tired.
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